Tyalor Swift British Henna(हेना) in India ;)

One of side effects of post college and pre job life is that in the morning you have nowhere to go, college and work all starts by almost 7am, but when you have none to bother about you end up reading the morning daily with a large mug of tea, news is always as usual Manmohan or Montek giving new Hope-lines or Anna puncturing some corrupt wind bag  and the usual sports stuff about team India flunking again or some corner mention about some Ajlanshah Cup.

   But this all are usual stuff, right? So they can’t be calling for attention, rather what seeks my attention is funny advertisements in the paper, no I’m not talking about those one in times.. times boast of most bizarre ones.

Henna read ‘हिना ’  the natural die…   the natural die… You all know what it is c’mon everyone uses it in one way or the other.

So now this particular add tends to catch my attention 

Nopes no problems with Blondes or but yeah it do remind us of a couple blonde jokes though… which we can easily paste on Santa or Banta when our audience is unaware of presence of blondes in this world (blonde!!! Yeh kya hota hai… leave), rather it kicks my curiosity and no it’s not my dog's name(my father hates Dogs)… it’s the intriguing feeling that How come Taylor land up in Britain and have I ever seen British Blondes?

after days of watching her curly locks teasing and tempting me to dye my ever increasing Gray ones… I decided to google it, and bingo she isn’t a Briton, I cursed the this Henna product then the news papers and continued my sulking after all its me who've this problem with hair… they are freaking going gray and these advertisements with fake credentials can disappoints any one.

               I’m sure everyone would have got tempted by and then cursed one of these adds below…. See I’m not saying anything about these… because I know you all Know what I want to say.

Happy Morning Tea
Bhadrajun

All work and no play makes Jack a Jobless boy

What IITs actually doing to us?

Here is what happening now a days…with this Join IIT and Engineering fever which is running down with everyone, I was used to amused at it when it was happening in the urban areas but now not anywhere else but in The Hinterland of Marwar… the rural India or rahul gandhi’s other India??? No way!!!

My Brother called upon yesterday as his unit was organizing recruitment for Indian Army under sports Quota, the qualification is that the applicant required to be under 19-21 and must be holding a State level Sports certificate.

As he asked me if I know anyone out there, so as to inform them about this so they can get an opportunity to join Indian Army… but surprisingly my answer was No, that means I was too shocked to realize that I know nobody who holds a state level certificate despite of me hailing from a Martial race, where Sports is must, but… no one at all in my knowledge taken up sports in school time.

  I was not ready to accept this so I called upon my cousins and folks if there is someone in their knowledge who is into sports… but again that was a even bigger shocker, No one absolutely no one!!!

Then I realized where the problem lies… Most of guys here after completing the secondary and some with highly ambitious parents right from their 8^th standard  get pushed to shun Sports and games to be marooned in the huge books of science and mathematics the PCM and PCB ki mcbc.

   This results in that, between School, homework, tuitions and forced self study there was no time for Jack to play.

So this Geekization of Jack resulted in what??

 No, He didn’t lend up in IITs or some big shot professional Universities … no sir not at all.

They all end up in local professional (shame) colleges … where they end up wasting their money, their talent and brains…. And if that was not enough the icing on cake is that they all are Jobless and know no way out of this deadlock of rejection.

Its not that these concerns are new… these are age old woes of students that what they get is only a raw deal from parents schools colleges and then from the Job providers.

I just hope that people specially parents will realize this flaw in entire Education system and prepare their kids accordingly. Its high time they wake up and think about it and don’t let it happen otherwise “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

My Rain Stained Land...

Click for Pics - My Rain Stained Land
Rain....!!!
Heavenly tears...!
benevolent God's happy moist eyes...!
for the thousand prays besought...!
blue-amber sky turning violent Gray-Dark....!
A fight is about to fought...!
the clouds will bleed blue
It'll Rain, my backyard hills will win...!
bathing in blue they'll make entire land drain...!
earth's rejoice.. new born green babies of every cast and creed will smile..!
then comes next morning all wet and blessing kids with dew...!
My Rain Stained Land.... what a bless monsoon drew!!!


:- Dev :)
Bhadrajun

Ab initio

Here I'm again to say things which meant for every being...
I know its been long but what they says "its everyday a new day".
months of dilly delaying, doing nothing but just fool around can have grim effects on any being.

For me it was like long hibernation period... like an abandoned place get dingy and smell of cobwebs, my mind now complains of shit and rust.
for this time being I was being taken and broken into many a trusts.
something in me not sure of the real taste of love.
I tried to grasp the forbidden fruit but alas it was only forbidden and I was no good at being the cupids recruit.
all my enabling was to conquer their love and trust but the fate mired against me was fatal...left me in total disgust..
now I'm standing here holding the ever weakening flame of something that is called love.
alas a storm is inevitable... so here I'm musing on my options... Run for cover or let the flame vanquish.
for only I know its an agony whether it survive or not.
and in the end only I'll be there all lost and  no where to go,
for then there'll come the devil telling me I told you so.
A noble me, can't let this imp persist, will throw open there doors for some angel to descend
but oh my loony luck, the guiding angel in my stars is none other than this Cupid the Godly pornstar..
sparing all it'll give me deadly stung, his arrow and my hearty blood.
it will nosh me to someone's lust again,
just hoping to survive again.

Morning Sun that Rained

Here some pictures of the morning that brought Monsoon to the Desert land of my Marwar... !!! happy monsoon folks :D

The Valentine Heart

Today I saw the strangest dream of my life……… I’m calling it strange because at this age I’m supposed to do romance with hot and beautifull babes in my dreams, but my dream was oriented around Mali Sir, of course there was love in the air as usual in my dream.
So it was like I was sleeping up too late in the morning and I saw the Dream
The Dream
We were in college in my LT… all ITians and we were having free time as most of lectures were free pertaining to shortage of faculty and engagement of students and faculty in their back and M.Tech exams respectively… we were discussing the essence of Valentine’s day and as that was chocolate or Hug day or something.
As we were all IT section are no. trout in the college and sort of rebels we were in SUPERHERO costumes mostly from WATCHMAN movie,
Then we hear that Mali sir is on the round and he is punishing and doing sort of his stuff with people students who are not in Proper code and at proper place.
So we done the thing everyone supposed to do when Mali sir on the round …. To get out of his sight and reach. We took shelter in an abandoned tutorial it was quite cut off from main building sort of perfect for hiding.
So we were having fun in there and some of us opened our laptops and started browsing internet through College’s newly installed Wi-Fi… In my Ymail Inbox there was a new mail and sender was highlighted as S. R. Mali, I admist of shock curiously opened it and was the most heartening mail I ever read.
The Mail
Dear Students
Wish you a very lovely and happy Valentine’s Day…
May your mutual love blossom and lead all you to a very very successful life ahead…
Keep loving
Yours loving
Prof. Mali.

There was a glittering animated heart in the middle.

I was shocked by reading this and out of enthusiasm took out a coloured print out of the mail (dunno from where I got printer in there)
I showed the mail each and everyone they I found the same reaction from them as mine and they all started cheering and hooting about it aloud (IT batch love to hoot) , and suddenly we seen Mali Sir entering in the class, probably hearing all chaos he found us.
Mali Sir in the class and I was standing there holding the mail… The 3D Valentines Heart glittering across it, I enquired him about the mail with mute gestures as like asking for the authenticity of the mail, but he smiled calmly and stepped forward and addressed us.
The Address
Dear Students,
It might be hard to believe for you but that sender of that mail is Me, your teacher, I conveyed my wishes to you so that you can understand the essence of love in your life, love is not all about being in a relationship with a spouse, but it is more than that it is ultimate devotion, respect and gratitude towards whoever you love, may be parents, grandparents friends and teachers any one.
(and lots of his talks about discipline and dress code, but this time the Professor was all different and a lot cool and rational…. I just loved him in that Avatar)
Happy Valentine’s Day
Love for all
Thank you…


And I wake up with a start to find it was 25th and I was flat on my ass sleeping out my fatigue of tiresome college hours.

Hope you all Liked our new Teacher.
Love you all
Dev

Resonance 2010

Year after year we keep achieving new feat…
Your welcome to this temple it’s called JIET
Here we bring you, this week long fiesta of excellence
Starter of new decade in 2010 it’s Resonance
A perfect cauldron of creativity
Where every ingredient finds an opportunity
To show the world the ability of their diligence
Come this March to feast on some cultural and techno fragrance
Challenge the brave and brainy JIETians
We know each JIEtian
Being flattered, is a lamb; threatened, a lion
All Rajasthan is coming, don’t be among left out few
Registrations are open as time is already drew
Gear up and come to Jodhana of Majestic Marwar
We are all waiting for you with garlands and flower….
: - Dev

This is a Poem made up in a hour n for My colleg's Cultural Festival