Jo hum nachela ...toh duniya ghumela : A movie in making

Prologue : A picture can say a thousand tales... a picture can instigate a war... a picture can inflame creativity,humor, emotions, fun and drama... a full eshtory.. a picture like this!!!

lets intorduce you to the Characters
Anant : The Protagonist cum Heroin's shy Brother/ Narrator.
Timmak : The Heroini/narrator.
Pradyumn/dev , Aakash : The Humble Narrators
Ametha, Absa, Bobby : Vagabond bandits (Sexual orientation unKnown)
Chittransh : The Self Sacrificing Character....... to save & rescue the main leads.

It all started with posting of this picture on someone's wall...
Then comes the Comments and it begins..

  

Anant  why am I posing like Batista of WWE ...?? lolz :):):)

26 May 2010 at 23:18 · Like

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Pradyumndev The Animal...lol

27 May 2010 at 02:11 · Like

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Aakash  bhai Anant, uncle Anant lag re ho..!! :P

27 May 2010 at 10:11 · Like

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Pradyumndev ‎:p

27 May 2010 at 10:34 · Like

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Anant  tht was embarassing Akash !!!

27 May 2010 at 12:37 · Like

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Aakash J hehe.. didnt mean dat :)

27 May 2010 at 13:45 · Like

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Timmak ·frm ma side akash......perfect snap for me...wid ma best frnd s....n yeah for anant better den best frnd (bhai)

01 June 2010 at 20:40 · Like

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Aakash :  hmm.. I 2 agree wid u.. u all r liukin gr8 2gether n dats wat makes it spcl.. :) (to kya hua agar Anant uncle lag ra h...lol... :P :P )

01 June 2010 at 21:36 · Like

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Anant : AAAAAAAkkkkkkkaaaaaaashhhhhhhh :X

01 June 2010 at 22:23 · Like

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Pradyumndev : hehhe film shoot karlo Bhaiyaaa

eshtyory mast ban gayi hai

02 June 2010 at 00:29 · Like

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Anant : chalo Bihar chalte hai dev babu ...bhojpuri ishtyle mai shooting karenge !!! lolz

02 June 2010 at 23:21 · Like

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Pradyumndev  lightwa camerwa actionwaaaa....... arre sasur ke naati dialaag to boliyega jara...

02 June 2010 at 23:27 · Like

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Aakash : are wah.. ee to bahuut intreshting hai.. hame bhi le chalna.. apne anant bhaiyaa ko hero sheero banayenge..
film bahuut chalegi..hamka yakeen hai

02 June 2010 at 23:30 · Like

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Anant : kyu be hum kaa tumko born bhojpuri hero dikhat hain ??? sasura coll khulne do , bahut peetenge tumka !!!

03 June 2010 at 14:13 · Like

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Pradyumndev : haa bhai umar me bade logan ki maar bhi sahan ker lenge.... or batao Bhauji kaisan hai?

03 June 2010 at 14:23 · Like

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Anant : bhauji gayi tel lene.....are sasur ke naati tum humka bada bol rahe ho ...tum hum sabme sabse bade ho ..bhul gaye ka ??

04 June 2010 at 08:14 · Like

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Parinay  ‎@Anant....Uncle!! :-)

04 June 2010 at 10:18 · Like

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Aakash : ke utter-shutter kahe rahe ho Anant babu.. oo sab chhodo.. ee batao je bhauji ka kya chakkar hai??

itni badi baat hamse hi chupaye rakhe..!! tum to badae chhupe rustam nikle..!!

04 June 2010 at 10:32 · Like

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Timmak ·: are hamaar babuaa...bohuut he chupanwa kisam ka hoe rhi h.....

04 June 2010 at 14:11 · Like

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Anant : lo humre bare mai Poonamia se pooch lo ...ooo to humka tuk babua bolat hai !!!

04 June 2010 at 18:06 · Like

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Pradyumndev : oO to yun hai anant babu k pyar se kah rahi hai

04 June 2010 at 19:43 · Like

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Anant : oo aisa hai kaa ...??? to pehlne na batana chahiye tha ...!!!

04 June 2010 at 23:27 · Like

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Timmak : samajh samajh ka fer h babua ji.........

05 June 2010 at 13:53 · Like

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Chitransh : pradyumn is lookinh like RALPH LAWRENCE & anant is like SHERA (salman bodyguard)>> oohh rest one is our special lovely lady frm IT>>>

06 June 2010 at 11:46 · Like

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Timmak : lovely..........hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

06 June 2010 at 17:56 · Like

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Pradyumndev : ka bol dia tumne??? lovely???

Jurassic Girlwa suits :p

06 June 2010 at 21:27 · Like

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Anant : are chitransh tu humari bhojpuri heroine ko kahan misguide kar raha hai ...hum log bhiojpuri movie bana rahe hain !!! uske hisab se role dia gaya hai sabko !!!

07 June 2010 at 08:58 · Like

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Aakash Jain

to filam shuru ki jaye:

lights.

camera

action...

scene 1: Hamar hero, Babban Dudhwala(starring Anant Chakradhar!!) ka item song..

"Behenji izara dheere chalo.. bijli khadi yahan bijli khadi...ss "

14 June 2010 at 11:12 · Like

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Timmak : camera.............action............heroine-: nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

14 June 2010 at 11:16 · Like

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Anant : heroine to taiyaar hai ..tu hi to hai humari heroine :);)

14 June 2010 at 13:14 · Like

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Chitransh : tb toh film pkki super duper hitttt hai>>>...!!

14 June 2010 at 18:40 · Like

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Aakash : age ki script hamar Dev babu sunayenge!!

14 June 2010 at 19:37 · Like

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Pradyumndev : to ka hai babua seen aisan hai ki ek gane ke saath start hovat hai......

gane ke bol is prakar se hai

" Ek geet sunav tani,
apan dil ke hal batav tani,
piya ke bina soonsan ghar kate la.
uhanke bina kareja bhari lage la.

Virah ke aag me hamar dil jatna jale la,
kareja me utna hi prem jage la,
ee geet me hamar aah bharal ba,
ekra me hamar pran samail ba..

ee birha hum roj gain la,
apan pardesi sajna ke sunai la,
ee hum diyara pe baithke gain la,
har nav me unhake ave ka intzaar kari la.

hamar hridya ke prem piya na jani na,
raat bhar unkar chitthi pardh ke ansoo bahai la,
Jon din chat pe kaua bole la,
u din unhake ave ka bhar din rah dekhi la

Heroini ji song ko samajh lijiyega apane Bihari bhaiyo se
agale shoot pe milat hai
Jai Raam ji ki

14 June 2010 at 21:39 · Like

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Aakash 

maan gaye ustad..kya bol likhe hai,, javed-rajesh sabki watt laga dali.. 

ye movie ka music to launch se pelle hi hitt h .. :)

or ooke bad hoti hai humre hero ki entry(bidhi peete hue) or uska bihar me world famous dialogue...

"Jindagi jhand baa... fir bhi ghamad baa!!"

14 June 2010 at 23:39 · Like

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Timmak : awesome predy........muvi masala gossips.....!!! film ka naal to batao..........!!! gharwalon ko batana hota h..

15 June 2010 at 08:16 · Like

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Anant : movie ka naam hai ...."jo hum nachela ...to duniya ghumela " lolz !!:):):)

15 June 2010 at 08:24 · Like

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Anant : par sasura question iee hai ...ki bidi fookta hero hai kaun ??

15 June 2010 at 08:28 · Like

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Aakash : abe tu hi hai!! :P

15 June 2010 at 08:39 · Like

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Timmak : are ye to mera bhai h...ye kaise ho skta h ji??? kyun bhai??

15 June 2010 at 09:02 · Like

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Pradyumndev : Are burbak vo film me b Bhai hi hai... ka hai film me due love estyori hot ba...

Heroini ka bhai k sang shahar ki londia or heroini k sang thakur ka bideshi londa

15 June 2010 at 10:58 · Like

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Timmak : ha ha...................ye film to hit h

15 June 2010 at 11:02 · Like

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Aakash : ke twist h babua..maan gaye!

15 June 2010 at 11:56 · Like

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Anant : haan ...aur ab aage hota yun hai ki ...ek din gaon mai aa jate hain daaku ...jiska kirdaar nibhaya hai Ameta aur Abhimanyu rajpurohit ne ,..ab aage ka actionwa howat hai...eei batayega Pradyumn !!

15 June 2010 at 21:07 · Like

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Pradyumndev 

ghodo k daudane ki awaaj

tapadak tabadak tapadak tabalak

fir kanwa k cheerti hue goli k awaaz dhichkiyaaan dh dhichkiyaaan

Rajan balram or Gulfam jo gaon k kuye se pani bharan rahi be... ki fatba jaat hai or oou sab k sang hamar heroini ka bhai anantwa b betahasha ghabra ke... Apani paani ki gagharia udhar hi patak k jidhar rasta dikhat hai bhaag jaat hai...

Saala sare gaon me kohraam macha hai ... chilla rahe hai BHAGOOO Daaku aaa GAY ....BHAGOOO Daaku aaa GAY

BHAGOOO Daaku aaa GAY

15 June 2010 at 22:17 · Like

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Pradyumndev : Gaon ka sara londa log apane apane gharo me dubak jaat hai...

15 June 2010 at 22:19 · Like

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Anant : abe tum hume bhi bhaga diye ...??? saala iee gaon mai hero type koi character bhi hai ki naahi ???? abe dakuon se kaa hmri behen (played by poonamji) ladengi ???? abe humka

 bhi do ek do nalli bandook haath mai fir dekho hum kaise in dakuon ko bahar ka rasta dekhaat hain ;)

16 June 2010 at 07:41 · Like

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Pradyumndev : Are Babu script dhyan se padhiyega, Daaku GAY hai

16 June 2010 at 08:33 · Like ·

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Aakash : bilkul thik samjhe Anantwa (Mr.Babban Dudhwala)..sare gaon me 1 heroini me itni himmat h ki wo DAAkUO se ladne jati hai.. 

DAAKU (played by Bobby Darling) apne muh se parda hatata/ti hai.. "ae ladki.. hamau tumhar bhai se prem hui gawa h.. oo ko hamar hawale karde, hum usse shadi karenGAY!! ;)"

(..Aila!..kahani me twist.. kon hoga dulha or kon banegi dulhan... janne k liye dekhiye agla Comment!! )

16 June 2010 at 10:08 · Like

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Timmak : haha....................awesome awesome....bohot mast....

16 June 2010 at 10:24 · Like ·

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Timmak :

plz be cont...

16 June 2010 at 10:53 · Like

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Chitransh : orr hm h << veeru of dis film >>

orr hmaar basanti inn kutto k saamne ni nachegi... ni toh sajanva tohse rutth jayenge...!!

17 June 2010 at 08:24 · Like

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Anant : arre ... viru kahan se tapak gaya ...filhaal to is gay Gabbar ko bhagao ....tabhi wahn ghodi ke upar baithi heroine ati hai aur gabbar(bobby darling) ke peeche ek ghuma ke laat marti hai ...!!!

17 June 2010 at 08:29 · Like

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Chitransh is our saviour.... Gaon k Bhai-Baap-Beta log ki izzat k khatir... jis prakash bum bum bhole shanker ne devtao ko bachane k liye jahar ka ghoont piya tha... aaj chitransh "veeru" ne gao k khatir khud ko Daaku Bobby.. Daku Ameta or Daku Absa k Hawale ker dia

(yaha ek kurbani k josh se bhara hua song sequence hai)
*darane se nahi dartwa... mitha hone se nahi mit te... gaw k naam pe ee hum humra ass bajawayla...
In Dakuo ko thak thaka k bedum ker denge{d secret c grade movie plan}
daraane se*

17 June 2010 at 09:17 · Like ·

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Aakash : Are kya hua..apni movie release se pehle hi kyun atak gayi.. producr saab kuch karo..kahin iska b milenge milenge jesa haal na ho jaye..:P

13 July 2010 at 12:35 · Like

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Pradyumndev : hua yun k babua heroin ko bambaya filmo me mauka mil gawa..... abhi woh sasur ki natin toh aane se rahi ishliye.. humo yun soche rahe ki duplicate se puri film karba k ishko release karba de haa... waise bhi heroini ke jane se 22 lakh ka jo nuksan hua hai us ka toh kaun bharbo karbo nahieee ha :-/

13 July 2010 at 13:27 · Like

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Timmak

aisa kuch nhi h ..producer sahaab...humko to hawa he nhi thi ki aapne filem wapis banaa shuru kar di hai ....hame berojgar ho jae bina film k!!!! to mehfill mein isska kya jawab h..voting ki jaye..

30 July 2010 at 15:11 · Like

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Timmak

anant bhaii....tu to mera sath de...ee baat shi h ki na????

30 July 2010 at 15:11 · Like

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Anant : koi bhi aag ho ...hum heroin ke bhai ka kirdaar hi nibhaaenge...aur saath bhi denge ;)

30 July 2010 at 18:30 · Like

Pradyumndev : toh aaksh babu baat yun hai ki abhi heroini aur uska bhai hamare khilaf khade ho k Chhotnawa ki filem karat rahe... aap hamare sath rahe hum Abhaywa k sath mil k nae filem banawat rahe... sasuri usme aap ko bhi hero banae aur hum bhi Hero banenge ji.

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Epilogue : Alas there are always exams and poor engineers always have to succumb to it... and our Story too left and got blown in exam hurricane... and now when we no longer have any college exam to take, no lunchbox to share, no classrooms to do masti and take pictures and misbehave with lectures, to throw paper planes to give B'day bumps no friends to meet everyday... no buses to chat all way long.... 
The best is we cherish our memories of your much youthful and vigor colored days.... kyonki har ek friend jaruri hota hai ;)






hope you like it... please comment :p
love : -
Bhadrajun

Tyalor Swift British Henna(हेना) in India ;)

One of side effects of post college and pre job life is that in the morning you have nowhere to go, college and work all starts by almost 7am, but when you have none to bother about you end up reading the morning daily with a large mug of tea, news is always as usual Manmohan or Montek giving new Hope-lines or Anna puncturing some corrupt wind bag  and the usual sports stuff about team India flunking again or some corner mention about some Ajlanshah Cup.

   But this all are usual stuff, right? So they can’t be calling for attention, rather what seeks my attention is funny advertisements in the paper, no I’m not talking about those one in times.. times boast of most bizarre ones.

Henna read ‘हिना ’  the natural die…   the natural die… You all know what it is c’mon everyone uses it in one way or the other.

So now this particular add tends to catch my attention 

Nopes no problems with Blondes or but yeah it do remind us of a couple blonde jokes though… which we can easily paste on Santa or Banta when our audience is unaware of presence of blondes in this world (blonde!!! Yeh kya hota hai… leave), rather it kicks my curiosity and no it’s not my dog's name(my father hates Dogs)… it’s the intriguing feeling that How come Taylor land up in Britain and have I ever seen British Blondes?

after days of watching her curly locks teasing and tempting me to dye my ever increasing Gray ones… I decided to google it, and bingo she isn’t a Briton, I cursed the this Henna product then the news papers and continued my sulking after all its me who've this problem with hair… they are freaking going gray and these advertisements with fake credentials can disappoints any one.

               I’m sure everyone would have got tempted by and then cursed one of these adds below…. See I’m not saying anything about these… because I know you all Know what I want to say.

Happy Morning Tea
Bhadrajun

All work and no play makes Jack a Jobless boy

What IITs actually doing to us?

Here is what happening now a days…with this Join IIT and Engineering fever which is running down with everyone, I was used to amused at it when it was happening in the urban areas but now not anywhere else but in The Hinterland of Marwar… the rural India or rahul gandhi’s other India??? No way!!!

My Brother called upon yesterday as his unit was organizing recruitment for Indian Army under sports Quota, the qualification is that the applicant required to be under 19-21 and must be holding a State level Sports certificate.

As he asked me if I know anyone out there, so as to inform them about this so they can get an opportunity to join Indian Army… but surprisingly my answer was No, that means I was too shocked to realize that I know nobody who holds a state level certificate despite of me hailing from a Martial race, where Sports is must, but… no one at all in my knowledge taken up sports in school time.

  I was not ready to accept this so I called upon my cousins and folks if there is someone in their knowledge who is into sports… but again that was a even bigger shocker, No one absolutely no one!!!

Then I realized where the problem lies… Most of guys here after completing the secondary and some with highly ambitious parents right from their 8^th standard  get pushed to shun Sports and games to be marooned in the huge books of science and mathematics the PCM and PCB ki mcbc.

   This results in that, between School, homework, tuitions and forced self study there was no time for Jack to play.

So this Geekization of Jack resulted in what??

 No, He didn’t lend up in IITs or some big shot professional Universities … no sir not at all.

They all end up in local professional (shame) colleges … where they end up wasting their money, their talent and brains…. And if that was not enough the icing on cake is that they all are Jobless and know no way out of this deadlock of rejection.

Its not that these concerns are new… these are age old woes of students that what they get is only a raw deal from parents schools colleges and then from the Job providers.

I just hope that people specially parents will realize this flaw in entire Education system and prepare their kids accordingly. Its high time they wake up and think about it and don’t let it happen otherwise “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

My Rain Stained Land...

Click for Pics - My Rain Stained Land
Rain....!!!
Heavenly tears...!
benevolent God's happy moist eyes...!
for the thousand prays besought...!
blue-amber sky turning violent Gray-Dark....!
A fight is about to fought...!
the clouds will bleed blue
It'll Rain, my backyard hills will win...!
bathing in blue they'll make entire land drain...!
earth's rejoice.. new born green babies of every cast and creed will smile..!
then comes next morning all wet and blessing kids with dew...!
My Rain Stained Land.... what a bless monsoon drew!!!


:- Dev :)
Bhadrajun

Ab initio

Here I'm again to say things which meant for every being...
I know its been long but what they says "its everyday a new day".
months of dilly delaying, doing nothing but just fool around can have grim effects on any being.

For me it was like long hibernation period... like an abandoned place get dingy and smell of cobwebs, my mind now complains of shit and rust.
for this time being I was being taken and broken into many a trusts.
something in me not sure of the real taste of love.
I tried to grasp the forbidden fruit but alas it was only forbidden and I was no good at being the cupids recruit.
all my enabling was to conquer their love and trust but the fate mired against me was fatal...left me in total disgust..
now I'm standing here holding the ever weakening flame of something that is called love.
alas a storm is inevitable... so here I'm musing on my options... Run for cover or let the flame vanquish.
for only I know its an agony whether it survive or not.
and in the end only I'll be there all lost and  no where to go,
for then there'll come the devil telling me I told you so.
A noble me, can't let this imp persist, will throw open there doors for some angel to descend
but oh my loony luck, the guiding angel in my stars is none other than this Cupid the Godly pornstar..
sparing all it'll give me deadly stung, his arrow and my hearty blood.
it will nosh me to someone's lust again,
just hoping to survive again.

Morning Sun that Rained

Here some pictures of the morning that brought Monsoon to the Desert land of my Marwar... !!! happy monsoon folks :D